Privacy Policy

Last updated: March 26, 2026

Chronic Internet ("we," "us," or "our") operates chronicinternet.com and its affiliated websites including newsanarchist.com, bevoza.com, 5minutemiracleapp.com, stevemonas.com, and candiesandsweets.com (collectively, the "Services").

Information We Collect

We collect information you provide directly to us, such as when you:

Create an account or subscribe to a service
Make a purchase or payment
Sign up for our newsletter or email lists
Contact us for support

This may include your name, email address, billing address, and payment information. Payment information is processed securely by Stripe and is never stored on our servers.

How We Use Your Information

To process transactions and send related information (receipts, confirmations)
To deliver digital products and services you've purchased
To send newsletters and marketing communications (with your consent)
To improve and personalize our Services
To comply with legal obligations

Analytics

We use Google Analytics 4 to understand how visitors interact with our websites. This collects anonymized usage data including pages visited, time on site, and device type. You can opt out using the Google Analytics Opt-out Browser Add-on.

Cookies

We use essential cookies for site functionality and analytics cookies for usage measurement. Third-party advertising partners (Google AdSense) may set their own cookies on certain properties.

Third-Party Services

Stripe — Payment processing
Google Analytics — Website analytics
Google AdSense — Display advertising (select properties)
Cloudflare — CDN, security, and hosting
Brevo — Email communications

Data Retention

We retain your personal information only for as long as necessary to fulfill the purposes described in this policy, unless a longer retention period is required by law.

Your Rights

You may request access to, correction of, or deletion of your personal information at any time by contacting us at steve@chronicinternet.com.

Contact

Chronic Internet
Kapa'a, Hawaii, USA
steve@chronicinternet.com